STRICTLY FOR MEN ONLY(with malice towards none)ππππ€ π€π³π€
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.ππππ€£π
marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can"t face each other, but still they stay together.* π€£π€π
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you"ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you"ll become a philosopher.π€π€£π€π
Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. π€£π€π
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?π€£π€π
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. πππ€π€£
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."π€π€π
"I don"t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." π€£π€π
"I"ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didnβt.β The third gave me more children!π€£ππ
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimmingπ€π€
1. Whenever you"re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you"re right, shut up.
The most effective way to remember your wife"s birthday is to forget it once.π±π°ππ»π€π€£π
_~By Kobe BryantYou know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.ππ€π
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.ππ€£
A good wife always forgives her husband when she"s wrong.π
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.π€π
A man inserted an "ad" in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."π
First Guy (proudly): "My wife"s an angel!"
Second Guy : "You"re lucky, mine"s still alive." π€π€£
βFirst there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing!π€£π€π
"The reason why wives live longer is because they don"t have a Wife"π€£π€π4th