Be it resolved that in the future, a "murmuration" of starlings will now be referred to as a "Boltzmann" of starlings.
There is another rather interesting way of looking at the statistical nature of quantum mechanics. If you consider that all change is basically a phase change, and if phase changes are calculated on the Complex number plane, then they are non-linear and therefor non-computable. You can still pull out a meaningful statistical answer, but it's like knowing that a certain area range of the Mandbrot is 50% in the set, 50% out. That you can determine. There is an interesting Arxiv paper.....
"The Invariant Set Postulate: A New Geometric Framework for the Foundations of Quantum Theory and the Role Played by Gravity"