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Almost none left of the Soddettol™ I had, just enough to get me going through this month.

Fukkettol™ I do have some of them too, but they have a disturbing side effect... Let me leave the details out, but you probably may have seen a dog humping a leg...? Well, that aint even half bad, compared.

So I only use those when I can stay at home.

Ramp it up, I say!