HaHa! You and I are on the same page with this one. The story would go:
Clinton spokesperson - "he shot himself and then placed the gun back in his waste band"
Journalist - "...he was a pig"
Clinton spokesperson - "yes, but you're missing the point. He shot himself! Can't you see that it's time for real gun control?! Pigs are people too!"
Nailed it haha! Can I retain you for legal advice? I'll pay you in steem.