Milk Post: Chugging a Quart in Solidarity! 🥛 - SBD Potato Parody

in #milkntators5 years ago (edited)

MILKGANG ON THE RISE!

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It's time for Trending to experience a little POTATO FAMINE!

Post your milk chugging videos to show solidarity with fellow creators / authors / meaningful curators against their lazy man's curation game.

Let's Make Curation Great Again!

Fork yer 'tators! 🍴 🥔 May the delicious milk rise to the top! Creme de la creme!

Rewards from this post will be burned sent to my wallet to power up and downvote the potato! Join us in the people' s rebellion!

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Ahhh he's using the ancient face-to-milk technique! In some disciplines, they call that the money shot! Lol I need to rewatch that one. Wee-Ohh Wee-Ohh Wee-Ohh-Wee!

I forgot it, what was the name of that movie? It was so dumb and hilarious :D

Kung-Pow. I like stupid funny, too!

I think I'm starting to come to terms with the fact that Steem is a niche community, and I guess the word niche could be replaced by a couple of other words too.

Insane you mean? Rememeber the old quote.

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Funny sidebar I think happened to me coding a curation reward data acquisition script last night (totally unrelated to this. Oops! 🤥)

So, here I am constructing a whild loop to obtain all blog posts on an account and no matter what I tried I could not seem to figure out why the list variable would never match the post count.

I constructed numerous ways to essentially do the same thing hoping I would find the one that would produce different results. I tried rpc directly, i tried counters, and various iterative models using math functions. Nothing!

I felt that I must havd been losing my mind but turns out to have been a follow-api blog history limit on accounts which I find by a mord thorough comb of the source code.

I could have gone on for an an eternity and it wouldn't have made a difference. Well perhaps a difference in scenery to a nice location with padded walls.

It was a good lesson for me to alwayz consider the possible that the problem is not necessarily my code but the API.

Anyways, I just threw in when the get_blog reaches an index where it returns zero to conludd the loop. Sometimes the more simple solutions evade us. Spent way too much time down that rabbit hole. 🐰

Hope you enjoyed the narrativs. Maybe I'll refine it and "postify" this little story.

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AHHHHH HELLL YEAH!

Bout to give the potato the Stone Cold Stunner!

Quite possibly followed up by the “People’s Elbow” curtesy of The Rock.

“potato seems to be laid out cold by the Stone Cold Stunner, but who is this?? It’s The Rock!!!”
“Can you smell what The Rock is Cooking?”
“Looks like mashed potatoes after this People’s Elbow is landed”

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I have some milk in my pants too. Wink wink!

U gay

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Too late. You now have the gay. Pretty soon you will begin to feel very... FABULOUS! 😘

No homo.

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