RE: Cryptomatoes, Or Tomatoes Raised By Harvesting Heat From Cryptomining, Are A Real Thing

Conversation (in my head) between reporter and Brejcha:

Reporter: "What would you say to all your critics that you're wasting precious energy and only heating up the environment with all this unnecessary crypto-mining?"

Brejcha: "Well, I'm not sure who all is saying that, but we really like cherry tomatoes for eating and topping salads, so we've got a greenhouse where the excess heat goes. The tomatoes are doing quite well, by the way."

Reporter: "That's...um...uh...remarkable."

Brejcha: "Here, would you like to try one? They're really delicious."

Reporter: "Whoa! That's amazing. Zesty, yet..."

Brejcha: "With a hint of STEEM? We thought that would be a nice touch."

Let the era of crypto-crops begin!