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At the rate I jibber jabber on here, it could be a decade.

Are you working on the million monkeys sitting at typewriters principle? Given enough time you will eventually get something worth while! :-D

Only joking again. Keep up the good work.

I only have two monkies and they are pretty particular at how long they'll type.

I was going to try the Homer Simpson School of Marketing, but I wasn't sure of the results.

I shouldn't. It may prompt a visit from the local law enforcement. Or worse, you may get flagged! :-)