As soon as you have made a thought, laugh at it.
Lao Tsu
nearing one month of MinnowSupportpost.
I took a look back and noticed I posted the first MinnowSupportpost 27 days ago. So that means we're nearing a month of MSp. Time flies when you're laughing :)
The Premise
Sometimes, I will post an MSp | Make me Laugh post. In it I will ask you, the relatively new user, to comment something that might make me laugh. By nighttime I will see who commented.
- The comment that causes the best laugh will be rewarded with a 100% upvote on that comment.
- 2nd best laugh gets a 50% upvote.
This post is purely to get some easy steempower into the hands of minnows, there is no need to follow, resteem or upvote to be eligible, but I won't hold it against you if you do.
Come one, come all.
Step right up
Make me laugh !
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I got a bike for my wife............... I think it was a good trade.
Probably the oldest biker joke out there but still makes me laugh every time.
Best trade ever ! 😂
MATH the only place where people buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why :)
I never did wonder haha.
Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”
oof. Harsh
Thanks @eqko your such type of posts help newbies like me alot :)
Thats the general Idea yeah. glad you find use for it 😊
Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.
And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!
he should be glad there actual soup in it from what I hear
Let's try out one of my memes!
true story
I travel a lot for my work, and one day i phoned my wife and she told me that she was feeling lonely
after a few seconds thinking i told her
my love, tonight you watch a horror movie and you will see that after 15 minutes you no longer feel alone anymore
Knowing your wife it’s probably 5 mins 😂
Teacher: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?”
Student: “A heart attack"
Mom sounds like the taxman
Lenny tells the psychiatrist,"Every time i get into the bed,I think there's somebody under it".
"Come to me three times a week for two years,and I'll cure your fears,"says the shrink."And I'll charge you only $200 a visit".
Lenny says he'll think about it.Six month later,he runs into the doctor,who asks why he never came back."For $200 a visit?"says Lenny.
"A bartender cure me for $10".
"Is that so!How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed ".
One morning a child who is still a toddler asked his father.
Child : daddy, what's on your mom's chest?
daddy : Oh it's a gas balloon. Later when mama died balloon that we will blow mama fly to heaven.
As soon as the father's word outsmarted his son's question. In the afternoon after the father's work
saw his son pensive sitting on the porch
alone. The father could not bear to
asking.
daddy: Why are you sad?
child : dad, Mom will be going to heaven soon?
daddy : What do you mean boy?
Child : It was afternoon when Papa was still working Mama's balloon blown by Karjo's uncle.
Leave it to college girls to make broke fashionable. If a guy walked around with his pockets hanging out of his pants he’d be avoided like the flu! But these smart young ladies have figured out a way to make broke sexy. Can’t expect someone to split the bill, when you met them looking like this. 😆😆😂
Nice post
The way I see relationships online isn't the way they are in real life.
So I try to fake my relationship online and it still remains fake real life.