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Lol, I say movie and you say film! Hahaha you're quite right, Percy (can't quite come to call you TP as I still have much respect for you ;)), it probably doesn't deserve to be classified as a movie...in spite of any awards it may have won.

Film is more like it of course. Like the look in a day old dead fish's eyes I would get if I tried to watch this just to get to the part to see Mary Crimson's fine 'n firm buttocks actually jiggle and bounce with feigned delight...right there on my own big screen. I have enough trouble finding the attention span to watch through an entirety of any of truly great movies. :(

Tell you what though, Percy dearest, as you seem so adamant about this one I will start a bucket list of actual achievable goals. Wonder how much extra they'll charge for a solar paneled plot with a continuous loop of the top 1001 worse films of all time playing on the inside of the lid. How's that then eh? ;p