This is genius, and I thank you for the laughs it provided. That aside;
I too have grown weary of the malodorous stench of troll feces around these lands. I have done my duties in fighting off goblins and orcs from my village, but it is no longer enough.
If you find yourself in need of an ally in this battle, you can find one in me. I may not have much in the ways of physical strength (STEEM power), but my amour (Rep) is thick and I have much experience in the arts of enchantment (humour). If you will it, I shall cast a satire on the beast to weaken it before you make your advance.
I would look for nothing in return; save for the sweet smell of fresh air returned to these lands.
I must go now. Much training will be needed if I am to grow my strength. Should you accept my offer, send word to my keep. At dawn, on the night of the battle; look to the East.