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Why don't you post a "live" trade here so we can watch you in action? ...gulp! :O >>> :-)

Because it's against the law

but I would not expect you to know that

Oh, I'm very careful with my trades. I was audited when I was still an amateur. I won't even go near a SPY short until after Sept expiry whilst I wait for the loss from a SPY short for Aug expiry to clear. The good news is that there is always some alternative tho. :-)