WELCOME TO MY ULTIMATE MONEY MAKING GUIDE FOR STEEMIT. THE NEWEST EDITION IN MY MONEY MAKING SERIES THAT WILL ALSO MAKE YOU RICH. I MADE THIS GUIDE AFTER MAKING SUCCESFULL MONEY MAKING GUIDES FOR YOUTUBE, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, YOUR LOCAL BANK, MICROSOFT and MANY MORE!!!
FOLLOWING THESE EASY STEPS WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE LIKE IT DID MINE. THIS POST IS 100% SERIOUS! IN JUST 5 STEPS YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO BECOME RICH TOO! IM GIVING THIS INFORMATION AWAY FOR FREE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!
STEP 1: DEGRADE YOURSELF
This step is vital if you are looking for a quick buck. Whether you put makeup on your face or show your bad haircut. It is absolutly nessesary that YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL. This step will easily net you +$500 every time.
STEP 2: BECOME A FINANCIAL ADVISER
If making a fool out of yourself is not working you can always resort to give financial advice. It doesn't have to be solid advice aslong as you ARE POSITIVE about it. The prices will always rise and people will love you for it! PUTTING GRAPHS and NUMBERS in your post will get you additional votes!
Step 3: BECOME A YOGA INSTRUCTOR
This step works if you have a nice butt or breast. ITS very important to strike a pose and give it the name of a animal that doesn't make it sound to sexual. BUT make sure you 'ACCIDENTALLY' show some of your SKILLS (if you know what i mean *wink* *wink*) for those extra dollars!
Step 4: BECOME A HOME OFFICE TRAVEL BLOGGER
Write about your travel stories from your own home. Just use pictures you found on the internet or make some around your neighbourhood. It is also possible to use pictures of travels you been on already. PEOPLE LOVE TRAVEL STORIES. They don't care if you make it all up! Add sunglasses and flags for extra likes! Here you can see me in AMSTERDAM from my own home!
Step 5
ENJOY THE MONIES!!! KEEP TRYING AND HAVE ALLOT OF FUN DOING SO. STEEMIT is a amazing place and lets get RICH TOGETHER!
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There are not enough guys like you here. Even in a place like this, people don't like to think about hard stuff. Sad.
lol
I'm glad you posted this rather skeptic post. Not because I think Steemit has no value (it definitely has), but people here should not become naive, there's no such thing as a free lunch. The fact that you make money on posts like this, is actually somewhat paradoxical, but well, I like it.
Quite working instruction! I have remembered some posts at once)
Вполне рабочая инструкция! Я сразу вспомнил некоторые посты )
Lol...totally agree on the first one!!
Hahaha you have my upvote mate ;D I prefer trying to make money with my articles about politics. If you have time and you are interested in politics please check out my blog ;)
You are very funny! Thank you for your funny post. I hope you will earn a lot)
Nice post with serious critics, totally agree
Thanks for sharing this! Funny but true
BEST POST ON STEEMIT! :D