1. Once the mouse noticed that the owner of the farm has set a trap. She told about this chicken, sheep and cows. But they answered, "The Mousetrap - it's your problem to us, it has nothing to do!".
Later in the trap caught a snake - and bit the farmer's wife. Trying to heal her, his wife cooked chicken soup. Then he slaughtered a sheep to feed everyone who came to visit the sick. Finally, they killed a cow in order to adequately feed the guests at the funeral.
And all this time, the mouse watched the scene through the hole in the wall and thought about the things that no one nothing to do!
Moral: If you have something does not apply directly, do not think that this is something not hit you over the head.
2. An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked:
- "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
- "Sure, why not" - he replied.
Rabbit sat down under a tree and began to relax. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To sit and do nothing, you must be sitting very, very high.
3. The farm became ill horse.
Vet:
- If he does not get up in the morning, I have it euthanized.
horse did not get up in the morning. Nearby lay a ram:
- Come on, get up, or you will die!
The horse stood.
Farmer:
- It's a miracle! It is necessary to celebrate! On this occasion, we slaughter a sheep!
Moral: Do not meddle not in his job (but do not forget about the history of a mousetrap).
4. The three men moved a stone. One of them asked: - What are you doing?
He wiped the sweat from his forehead and said: - Gorbachev.
We went to the second and asked: - What are you doing?
He rolled up his sleeves and said briskly: - to earn money.
We asked the third: - What are you doing?
He looked up and said: - The Temple system.
Moral of the story: a life filled with meaning only one who pursues great goal.
5. The driver drives up to the famous city of millionaires. He pays exactly counter.
Taxi driver:
- Yesterday I picked up your son, so he told me $ 100 on the tea left.
- Well, what do you want: his father - a millionaire, and I - an orphan.
Moral: only one who has made his money, really know its value.
Super post
Keep up the great work @yandranovskiy
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