Let the earth swallow me! Shameful day

If you have never said: swallow and spit me away from, then you have not lived.

Friends, it's amazing how you have that terrible feeling of wanting the earth to consume us for a bad time lived.


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Shameful day

I had left my house with a tremendous flu, my chest sounded strongly, but that did not stop me from courting the beautiful popular girl at school.

I asked the girl to sit down so she could talk, we were very close, everything I said seemed funny to her.

I thought then, I bring her crazy, eating from the palm of my hand, hahahaha. Everything went perfectly, I told myself.

My throat itched a bit, but that did not stop me from continuing with the conquest and I kept talking, the funny thing is that I wanted to cough, but I was holding back so I would not hear how terrible my chest sounded.


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I could not stand it anymore, oh God something comes and I can not stop it


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I could only hear his voice saying: it can not be, and it was because I spit it coughing

It fell on the girl's blouse, ending, the cortege and the Romeo in which I had become, ended and was the end of the conquest.


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Oops, what a pity!

The flu ended with my future relationship.


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LOL at least it was not when you kissed her😆

I was lucky. jajaja

Haha that does sounds very embarrassing but no pain no gain !

The pain of my heart for losing a conquest. jajaja

Yikes!... that must have been dreadful...sorry about you looking your chance...