Laughing time:Jokes by my humble self!

Hello steemians, friends and admires,
I' m here to put a smile on that pretty and handsome face of yours with this short jokes of mine. Read and enjoy yourself.

Three friends
Once upon a time, there was this three friends who have nothing doing, so one day they decided to sell some foodstuffs in the market to see if they can get some money to feed.
First person decided to sell bread, second decided to sell apples and the last one decided to sell yam.
In the market they started hawking the foodstuffs, a Rev. Father came to the market to buy some things on seeing the Father the person with his loaves of bread started shouting "buy bread for he lord said 'I AM THE BREAD OF LIFE'. The Rev. On hearing this bought the bread from him. The second friend saw what happened and started shouting "I Am THE APPLE OF GOD'S EYES". The Rev. Also bought all his apples on hearing that. Finally the third friend saw what happened and not knowing what to say , just decided to try his best he shouted "I YAM WHO I YAM".

Everything will be positive!
A man went to a hospital for a HIV test on Friday and was told to come for the result on Monday morning. When he got to church on Sunday the pastor declares to the people that everything you are looking forward to this week will be positive. The man jumped up and shouted "I reject it in Jesus name, my own go be Negative!".

If your husband must be ok
A wife took her very ill husband to see the doctor. After the medical routine check-up.... The doctor confidentially told wife:
......Give him healthy breakfast daily, be pleasant & in good mood, don't fight... Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss your problems with him. Stop watching TV shows and facebook. Don't demand for money or new jewels. If you can do this for one year, your husband will be ok. On the way home.,
Husband asks wife: what did the doctor say..?
Wife: your survival is not possible!

Donation to the church
A pastor in a church one day annoced to the congregation that saying " if you know your wife is beautiful come and donate money to the church. Many men came up and donated huge amounts of money, but one man came up and donated #5, the pastor was astonished. This was the conversation that took place between the pastor and the man:
Pastor: What is the meaning of what you just did.?
man: You are even lucky that i came up to give #5, pastor! If you see my wife you will even give me change...