Let me comment with some crap and get a lot of upvotes so I can skip my #introduceyourself post and make a big load of Steem Dollars. What about a picture of a weird man with a watermelon helmet I just found on google
And maybe this is the way to do it! Be weird and funny. Since this is the first image when you search "weird pictures", a lot of Steemians would like it.
Let's congratulate me!
Congratulations! Upvote!
Is it as good as you thought it would be?
Nope. Damn it. Only 2 people laughed at my post. But it's cool, it's just the beggining. I'll prepare a funny post.
That's four more people than if two frowned at your post. Carry on.
You should be a mentor on that! haha!
Math was never my thing. But I can do smiles!
Will you be my whale? haha!
Would you settle for a mackerel?
Welcome to the club!
Thank you! The floor is kinda sticky though.
It will be a while until we get that extra large tank, full of fine water and great assets