The transformation of Lord Percival the Magnificent into Hong Kong Phooey was now complete and the Master of 'Doggy Style' Kung Fu stood alone by the portal.......
What had happened to his trusty flying steed Tremendhorse?
Would his half-witted friend Sir Muxxy last seen being given the hot poker of justice by Ausbuttspank be joining the fray?
He wanted to give Tremendhorse or whatever he transformed into the time to make it through the portal before making a move. He was curious and excited at the prospect of the challenges ahead however he was anxious not to travel alone.
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A strange wind brushed past him, he turned towards the portal and saw that it was operational again. It was in the process of bringing someone or something through.
For what seemed like an eternity he stood in front of the portal, how long was this going to take?
It was excruciating.
As he stood there it suddenly occurred to him he was dying for a crap, his human brain started scanning for a toilet and then he remembered he was a dog he could crap anywhere he liked.
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After relieving himself resisting the urge to eat his own turd was the hardest thing he had ever done, this doggy persona was going to take some getting used to.
And what was up with all the ball licking? Actually he didn't mind that, it reminded him of the few weeks of happiness he'd had with the four girls in the sex TARDIS before Chooxena had thrown her monthly tantrum and destroyed it.
Finally the sound coming from the portal died down indicating the process was nearly complete.
Showtime.....
He had no idea what to expect, his canine instincts were firing on all cylinders now. A shadowy figure was moving towards from deep within the portal, he couldn't yet see what it was but he could smell it.....a bitch!
"Well well Tremendhorse, look at you" he said.
"Err, where am I? And who are you." was the reply.
"It's me Lord Percival, I changed in to Hong Kong Phooey legendary Doggy style Kung fu master. You've just come through the portal, it'll be weird for a few minutes" he explained.
"I'm not Tremendhorse anymore am I?"
"You most certainly are not, for a start you're a dog like me. Try to think who you are, it'll come to you."
After a few seconds of thought she spoke.
"I'm StitchyBitch!" she proclaimed.
Hong Kong Phooey slipped around the back of StitchyBitch, stuck his snout up her butt and took a long, deep satisfying sniff.
"Yes you are." he replied.
The two now canine friends started circling each other and then proceeded to engage in a world class sniffathon, as Hong Kong Phooey was about to mount StitchyBitch the portal started up again.
This was a shock to them both of them, they weren't expecting anyone else to be coming through and were transfixed as they stared at the hypnotic waves emanating from the portal.
Finally the process was again completed and a scruffy looking mutt walked out of the portal.
"My Lord!" exclaimed the newcomer, sniggering inanely.
"Sir Muxxy?" Hong Kong Phooey asked.
The newcomer stood there giggling like an imbecile while Hong Kong Phooey and StitchyBitch had a welcome sniff of his love tackle. He looked up and spoke....
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"I'm not Sir Muxxy anymore." he proclaimed.
"I'm Muxxley the Wonder dog! Hehehehe."
"Good grief." said Hong Kong Phooey to no one in particular.
"He's still a half wit!"
The three canine soon to be hero's made each other's acquaintance for a while longer before StitchyBitch turned to them both and spoke.
"What do we do now?"
Hong Kong Phooey looked at them both, thought for a second smiled and said....
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Hahaha!! love it my friend, you have a real talent for comedic writing! "DoggyStyle' Kung fu moves" I nearly spat my tea out within the first few seconds :D .. Can't wait to see where Phooeys nose goes next :D Great stuff keep it up!!
Thanks for reading and commenting buddy.
Having a character with the mind of a human and the instincts of a dog is fun to write. I've always wondered what the little buggers are thinking when they do what they do.
Glad you enjoyed the read mate.
Tears, I am crying real tears of laughter!
Oh dear god, my sides!
Percy, you are a whirlwind and a riot.
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LOVED IT. What thrilling adventures await?!
Thanks babe, I've wanted to write you into a story for ages but the right character never seemed to come to me. Hopefully we can have some jolly japes in this series. Thanks for finally getting to it, I'm so glad it gave you a laugh ❤️
HAHAHAHAA that was great, laughed real good for this:
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Glad you had a chuckle babe ❤️
Good grief. Where do you come up with this stuff? LOL
Oooh, I'm not sure I want to answer that! It would involve exploring my psyche, don't want to go there babe 😂
Thanks for reading and commenting babe ❤️🌹
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Thanks MrSquiggle
Hahaha, Muxxley! I love it.
Thanks mate, glad you like it 😉
Lol! Muxxley. That is gold.
Also, resisting the urge to eat your own turd. Hahahaha.
Well done Perc!
Cheers babe, being inside the mind of a dog is gross.
Oh my goodness. That was a fantastic sidekick intro.
Cheers buddy, sorry for making you choke again. 😉
Accepted occupational hazard of reading your posts XD
bahaha, priceless!
Thanks Kubby 😘
This one is uproariously funny. *Takes a moment to catch my breath! What a trio 😁 waits ohh the waiting is terrible! Haha
You kill it again!
Thanks Janelle, I'm so pleased you had a chuckle. 🌹
Your posts are the best, dear. :)
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that was pretty damn tremendos Percy!
Many a lol twixt licks and sniffs
Thanks buddy, lots of doggy jokes to come dude. 😜
OMG! Hilarious!
More more more!
<3 <3
Thanksssssss babesssss! ❤️🐍
Ohh Myyy
...and it continues...
Good work :)
Question, how do you place images beside words?
Thanks babe, ping me in discord, I'll help you. ❤️
How funny, all of you are dogs xD Nice post @tremendospercy! Keep it up really good story and very creative. @OriginalWorks
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So much doggy goodness in this! You're in your element my friend and it's fun to read. The bars been set high. Not trying to be that guy but..love for into check out D.O.A and let me know what u think? Just posted. Cheers
Thanks buddy for the kind words. Don't worry I'll be checking all the posts in this series out.
wow great
Thank you.
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Ha! That is all.
Awesome man, You got a whole puppy crew to hang with now.
Yeah buddy, my very own pack. Should be a lot of fun.
Sniffing each others love tackle what an image for a Friday morning
Haha, thx buddy
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Thanks for the lovely post!
Thank you.
Ugh I thought I was following you... but I wasn't... corrected that now...
I was telling @choogirl that it would be great to have these as audio stories :D
Muxxley the Wonder Dog XD
And the way he laughed was with that asthmatic wheeze... So funny, so throwback and retro!
Thanks dude , damn I'm the same. Just followed you man.
I love writing these stories as comic relief in-between the truth posts.
Cheers for reading it buddy.
This is very interesting.
@Tremendospercy would mind if I remind you we await your decision on your last caption contest. I enjoy reading your post.
Thanks, yeah I'll get too it after the weekend.
Cool stuff...as a dog he could crap anywhere he likes...that cracked me up big time...this is some funny shit.