FREE 1SBD - Mystery Movie Quote: " Twinkies have an expiration date " - What's the Movie ?

in #movie7 years ago (edited)

The above statement is a movie quote. What's the Movie ?

FREE 1SBD To a Random Steemian who can JUST NAME THE MOVIE !!!

TODAY: The "RULES"

TODAY: The "Secret Quote"

(Please reply with your answer. Prize awarded in five days on 05/25/18)

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Full Quote / Scene:

Tallahassee:

  • "There is a box of Twinkies in that grocery store.
    Not just any box of Twinkies.
    The last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe.
    Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date.
    Someday very soon, life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty."

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This is a great quote contest, and I will give a bonus scene / quote from the same movie:

Tallahassee: Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the fvxKing Twinkies?
Columbus: I love Sno-Balls.
Tallahassee: I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency.
Columbus: Fresh.
Tallahassee: Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet.

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This is a great quote contest, and I will give a bonus scene / quote from the same movie:

Columbus: Oh my god;
[pause]
Columbus: look at this fvxKing clown.
[long pause]
Columbus: Of course, it had to be a clown.

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The "RULES"

There are rules around here, in this movie. The FIRST Steemians that reply with ONE "RULE" from this movie will get a 'bigger' upvote (ONE RULE PER STEEMIAN).

The "Secret Quote".

I'll be including a new Instant Prize for the "Secret Quote".
Here's how the "Secret Quote" will go. The FIRST Steemian that replies with the "Secret Quote" will Instantly Win 1SBD. The "Secret Quote" will be a quote from the Mystery Movie.

FREE 1SBD To a random steemian who can

JUST NAME THE MOVIE !!!

(Please reply with your answer. Prize awarded in five days on on 05/25/18)
If you want to keep the Mystery Movie Info a mystery, send the Mystery Movie Info to @goldkey on steemit.CHAT

There are FIVE ( 5 ) days to enter.

- JUST NAME THE MOVIE !

The Pics Are Hints!

PLEASE - NAME THE MOVIE in your COMMENTS

PLEASE - STATE ONE RULE in your COMMENTS

PLEASE - ADD QUOTES in your COMMENTS

###Let's have a little fun with this:

- Comment on favorite actor/character!

- Add one rule from the movie

- Add another quote from the movie

FREE 1SBD To a random steemian who can Identify the Movie, Just the Movie Name !!!

(Please reply with your answer. Prize awarded in five days on 05/25/18)

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EDIT:

Identify the movie? Zombieland (2009)

One Secret Quote: "Time to nut up or shut up."

Nobody won the FREE 1SBD for the Secret Quote !!!
See Post for complete list of Candidate Secret Quotes

CHECK THE RESULT POST...
https://steemit.com/movie/@goldkey/free-1sbd-to-stackinag47-for-mystery-movie-quote-movie-zombieland

WINNER: @stackinag47 - Congrats!

Winner 1SBD to @stackinag47 from @goldkey for Zombieland (2009) !!!

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•by @goldkey

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Sort:  

Doubletap. I'll send title in message.

100% UPVOTE TO @suprepachyderm for Rule #2 The Double Tap

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  • "Which leads me to my second rule: The Double Tap.
    In those moments when you're not sure the undead are really "dead" dead...
    ...don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head...
    ...and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal."

    [another quote]

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Zombieland
Rule # 1: Cardio
Tallahassee:
Where are the f@**ing Twinkies?

100% UPVOTE TO @antorchajohnny for Rule #1 Cardio

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  • "Do you think you could maybe just pick out the buckshot and eat around it?"
    [another quote]

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WINNER: @stackinag47 - Congrats!

Winner 1SBD to @stackinag47 from @goldkey for Zombieland (2009) !!!

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A movie I loved for its morbid fun, Zombieland! Where's the popcorn! Did you know there is a Zombieland 2 Sequel in the works?
Rule#4 - Fasten your Seatbelts! It's gonna be a bumpy ride. (Don't get distracted by the Chuck Mangionie music either)
I love the Character Tallahasse (ass kicking business)

"Tallahassee: There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty."

The Other quote

Snowballs, I don't like Coconut, not the taste its the consistency.

100% UPVOTE TO @kerrislravenhill for Rule #4 Seat Belts

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  • "Even though teaming up wasn't my style...
    ...I figured I'd be safer with Tallahassee.
    You see, he was in the ass-kicking business, and..."
  • "Business is good."
    [another quote]

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Movie: "zombieland"
Rule 7: Travel light
Tallahassee: Hungry
Secret Quote: Where's the...fucking... TWINKIES?!

100% UPVOTE TO @anamul33 for Rule #7 Travel Light

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  • "Look, whatever you have waiting for you in Columbus...
    ...I promise you it ain't prettier than our friend here enjoying her Manwich."

    [another quote]

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My favorite zombie movie of course. Plus with Bill Murray, it doesn't get much better.

Movie: Zombieland
Rule # 3: Beware of bathrooms

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  • "Is that how you say hello where you come from?"
    [another quote]

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  • Movie - Zombieland (2009)

  • Survival Rule #8 - Get a kickass partner.

  • Quote - Tallahassee - And there ain't no getting him back, so I'm looking for a new home. Tomorrow, maybe, skinny-dipping in the Yellowstone River or swinging from the chandeliers in the Playboy Mansion. But today, a Vortec six fucking liter V8. A box full of hollow points and Lord willing, a GD Twinkie. Gotta enjoy the little things.

100% UPVOTE TO @sweetleaflove for Rule #32 Enjoy the little things

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  • "I hate to give credit to anyone who looks like Yosemite Sam...
    ...but I'm writing it down. Rule number 32: Enjoy the little things."

    [another quote]

As another note . . . I didn't see "Survival Rule #8 - Get a kickass partner" in the movie as a rule - that is from somewhere else, but it is not in the movie.

Rule number 32: Enjoy the little things

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Oh, I guess I got mixed up and Rule #8 is from a video game, not the movie...

But, yes, "Enjoy the little things" is Rule #32...

I'm glad you mentioned the game because I couldn't figure out where these other 'rules' were coming from. They were not in the movie. Thanks.

Zombieland
Rule # 18: Limber Up

100% UPVOTE TO @strangestwist for Rule #18 Limber Up

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  • "I don't believe in it. You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?"
    [another quote]

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Zombieland

Rule#31 (not often followed in horror films) Check the backseat!

Lol Quote: Are you some type of cock blocking robot developed in some secret fucking government lab?

100% UPVOTE TO @jbcoin for Rule #31 Check the back seat

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  • "Hey. You weren't exactly gonna score, anyway.
    You know, you weren't storming the trenches before I came along."

    [another quote]

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When you are smart you know to wear your “SEATBELT” and when your walking you need to “stay limber” if you are driving to zombieland make sure to get a Twinkie! Is that how you say hello where your from? I can’t believe I shot Bill Murray

WINNER: @stackinag47 - Congrats!

Winner 1SBD to @stackinag47 from @goldkey for Zombieland (2009) !!!

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100% UPVOTE TO @stackinag47 for Great Hints for a couple of rules.

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  • "Bill Murray, you're a zombie?"
    [another quote]

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Movie: Zombieland
Rule 22: If you doubt, make sure you have an exit.
One that we really must take in real life at the moment of making some decision for it we must always have security in ourselves. A big hug for you from Venezuela
And of course my favorite actor is Bill Murray I love him every time he goes out in a movie his pursuit of seeing life is so amazing

100% UPVOTE TO @musicayfarandula for Rule #22 When in doubt Know your way out

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  • "So Columbus is the scared one?"
    [another quote]

Greetings from Midwest USA!

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Zombieland "You might wanna buckle up, you know for safety."

100% UPVOTE TO @grizzman for Hinting at Rule #4 Wear Seat Belts

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  • "I can tell already you are gonna get on my nerves."
    [another quote]

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Zombieland
Rule # 17: Don't be a hero.
Fav character: Tallahassee
"Oh my god, look at this f###ing clown. It had to be a clown and it had to be wichita for me to finally understand that some rules are made to be broken"
Rule # 17: be a hero

100% UPVOTE TO @steem-d-anlovnit for Rule #17 Don’t be a hero - later crossed - Rule #17 Don’t be a hero

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  • "Finally got to first base.."
    [another quote]

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Zombieland

Woody Harrelson: I like how your character acts in "True Detective"

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  • "That's a beautiful van."
    [another quote]

Movie:Zombieland
Rule 15: Bowling Ball
Favorite character: wichita
Columbus : There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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  • "Out west, we hear it's back east. Back east, they hear it's out west.
    It's all just nonsense. You know, you're like a penguin on the North Pole...
    ...who hears the South Pole is really nice this time of year."

    [another quote]

I didn't see Bowling Ball in the movie as a rule - that is from somewhere else, but it is not in the movie.

Movie: Zombieland
Rule # 4: seatbelts

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  • "Avoid the vanity mirror."
    [another quote]

Rule #4 already provided above.

The Title: Zombieland

Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms!

"You might wanna buckle up, you know for safety."

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  • "So do you never strap in or it's just on long road trips?"
    [another quote]

Rule #3 already provided above.

Hi its zombieland!
Rule 21. Avoid Strip Clubs

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  • "It's amazing how far you can get with some costume jewelry...
    ...and a cutthroat attitude."

    [another quote]

I didn't see Avoid Strip Clubs in the movie as a rule - that is from somewhere else, but it is not in the movie.

The movie is Zombieland. Some of the rules I know have already been written... I arrived too late.

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  • ". . . My engagement ring. . . . I took it off to pump my gas,
    and I thought that I put it in my purse...
    ...but it must've fallen out,
    and I'm late for my flight and..."

    [another quote]

Avoid the vanity mirror. That is another quote.

Zombieland. I love this movie, Woody Harrelson kills it, lots of laughs.
Rule #1 Cardio - "The fatties where the first to go"
The scene with Bill Murray is hilarious ;)
"Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I can't believe I shot Bill Murray."
"I don't think we're gonna be able to stitch this."
"Ah. That's still tender."

"I've been watching you since I was like... Since I could masturbate. I mean, not that they're connected."

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  • "I'm just Bill, I think, now."
    [another quote]

Rule #1 already provided above.

Zombieland
Rule # 2: Seatbelts
Columbus:
Where are the f@**ing Twinkies?

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  • "I'm really sorry. She was like a crouching tiger."
    [another quote]

Rule #2 already provided above.

The move is Zombieland
second rule- double tap
"woulda coulda shoulda"

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  • "Anaconda."
    [another quote]

Rule #2 already provided above.

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