Have you ever heard of a little indie production company called Marvel Studios? If you haven't I can't blame you. Apparently they have been putting out movies for a while now, most of them are about superheros or something. But in a shocking turn of events the plucky little Marvel has somehow convinced people that this is not in fact just another formulaic superhero flick but in fact the end of racism as we know it. You heard me right folks, racism is dead, go home and put your hoods away, Africa won. The Afrofuturistic legions of Wakanda will march on all the countries of the world and return the black race to the global dominance it once held over every continent including Atlantis.
Don't even try to look upon this movie my white brethren, it contains so much Afrotruth it will turn you to dust before its majesty. Don't even try to say that Wakanda isn't real, how can you film somewhere that doesn't exist? If you are white you should go to the most African person you know and throw yourself on their mercy, they might let you serve them if you behave your primitive non-vibranium having ass. If you say that this movie is anything less than perfect you are a racist, period. This movie has black people in it, if you don't have the right level of melanin you can't even understand this movie. If you want to risk seeing this movie despite my warnings don't go this weekend, you will only stain the theater with your whiteness and ruin the time of good African people trying to enjoy their culture. Wakanda is real you white idiots, how do think they have a language if they don't even exist?
Don't you see that we won white man, Black Panther can kill any of you alls dumbass heros cuz he is a real G. We better than you now, go home whitey fore I call Black Panther on you punk ass.
Authors Note* All of the above second and third paragraph are taken from real tweets, reviews and comments on Black Panther related posts. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Damn here I was thinking it was just some bland bullshit.
I'm going to start calling this the "ghostbusters effect" where a production company uses SJW outrage to sell a movie that they know is an otherwise unsellable pile of shit.
Defiantly similar to Ghostbusters 2016, I'm afraid this is going to be happening more and more.
Forest Whitaker has one of his eyes on you, racist.
He only needs one with advanced Wakandan eye technology.
This had me laughing incredibly hard. Though the meme at the bottom is maybe a bit too relatable.
Glad you liked it. Spongebob seems to have a meme for every situation lol.