12 Random Thoughts on the Star Wars: The Last Jedi Trailer

in #movies7 years ago (edited)

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So, Steemians, I finally got around to watching the new Star Wars trailer that dropped today, and I thought I'd share the unfiltered, unresearched, and possibly entirely moronic thoughts and questions that ran through my head as it oh so gloriously played on my laptop. I'm sure the internet hive mind knows the answer to some or all of these questions, so feel free to enlighten me if you are one of the more informed worker bees. Anyhoo, let's begin:

1.) Snoke sensed raw power, and beyond, something special. But who is the raw power? Is it Kylo? Rey? And who is the special?

2.) When/how did Luke lose the skin on his cyborg hand? Was it in that fire we see, when a similar (the same?) robotic hand reaches up and out?

3.) Where did Luke see raw strength like Rey's before? When he worked with Kylo? Or is he referring to Vader?

4.) Is Rey, not Kylo, the new Vader?

5.) Dude, Mark Hamill really improved his acting since the 80's.

6.) What's the zipper-scar on Kylo's face??

7.) Is Kylo gonna kill his momma? And was that in the original script or in response to the death of Carrie Fisher?

8.) WTF is that owl looking CGI thing in the Falcon?

9.) Ice foxes?

10.) Is Snoke attempting to turn Rey, a la the Emperor and Luke?

11.) Why on Earth would Rey turn to Kylo for guidance? What happens between her and Luke?

12.) Will you just take my money now please?