From afar it might look like a normal tree with normal bark, but when you get closer you are confronted with 2 watchful eyes. I have walked by this tree on a weekly basis for the last two years and whether its rain or shine, his gaze never drifts, always observing the surroundings but never interfering. He never sleeps, never complains, never even asks for someone to scratch his back, just constantly watching.

Yes upon close inspection I see the eyes.