This morning I had a most enjoyable 'debate' with some zombies on Facebook in the right wing group Boere Krisis Aksie.
The thread of the topic is about yet another farm murder, with an upsetting photo of a white farmer that fought for his life against black attackers in his house, middle of the night when people should be asleep. The farmer was, judging by his shorts.
On the photo a blackie and a whitey lays next to each other, and one may be prone to think the farmer is a messy bessy if one looks at the state of the room, and if one can ignore all the blood. But of course, rooms tend to look like a teenage daughter's room if you had fought for your life in there.
At this stage details are still pretty unclear, and maybe one should not rely on the pathetic South African Poot Squad (SAPS) for accurate info either. From the comments in the thread on Facebook it seems the invader - hereafter called a baboon - met his match, and he's dead. Which is good, till one wonders if he maybe had a few seconds to say 'Sorry dear Jesus', in which case he's sitting in heaven now next to the white children he had raped before. But that's okay, because the Bible says it's okay, all is forgiven. The farmer himself apparently was critically wounded, others say he died too next to the baboon laying so peacefully next to him. In which case the two souls probably hitched a ride on the same cloud to Fairyland to meet Gabriel and other imaginary book characters.
Oh, I do need to mention that up to 90 percent of the population of South Shitholia (previously known as South Africa) claims to be superstitious, agh I mean religious. The figure under white farmers may very well be higher, especially in small towns where the rate of infection of Aquired Religionosa Idiotica Syndrome (ARIS) is quite high. Both the farmer in our story and the crook thus had a 9 out of 10 chance of being zombies.
The comment section of the thread I'm reporting on consists of a majority of zombies, but hypocritally enough they don't love their enemy like themselves, as the Bible orders them to do. Instead they're all fire and brimstone, cursing the blackie and wishing him a hot welcome in a place they call Hell, but which I couldn't find on my GPS. Guess I'll have to update my software. Not one zombie even prayed for the soul of the blackie, despite them all knowing their fairy daddy's order to love murderers like him. It is safe to say that all the religious whiteys in that thread will be going to Hell then too one day, for not obeying an explicit order of the Almighty Dirty Beard.
In the Big Jewish Book of Bedtime Stories and Other Bullshit - nicknamed the Bible - we read a promise of the Big Cahuna. Yep, God himself, and it's written in first person as if the thing spoke so himself. The thing solemnly promises to protect his children, no harm will come to them, no hair will fall from their pelts. Maybe he even said 'cross my heart and hope to die' to the illiterate Jewish goat fucking journalist who wrote all that down at the time.
But... but... isn't the deaths of at least 3000 South Shitholian farmers in the past 24 years an obvious lack of protection from the Big Fairy Daddy? One would thinks so, yes. But, it turns out, all those farmers, and all their relatives, and all their friends, and all concerned Christians, are to blame for the brutal farm attacks and vicious killings! Not God, brother Gullible, not God.
A friend of mine asked an expert on fairy tale matters in the thread why God doesn't honor his promise to protect his children. The expert, one Yolanda Deysel (on the photo above), then explained why, and it may blow your socks of. She herself is heavily infected with ARIS, the world's worst mental illness ever, and due to her illness that corrupts the moral fiber of its victims she is - like all other geloofsgefoktes - prone to fabricate stories on the fly to justify atrocities and former lies. (In a next interview I will be asking her about enslaving children to be used as sex toys, since God even have rules for how to do it.)
Here in the screenshot is the hot piece of tail's explanation for why God doesn't honor his solemn promise to protect his children. This is according to Mewyfie Yolanda Deysel the reason behind all the farm murders in her country.
You read right. Our expert zombie justified the killing of farmers with a 'because they didn't pray right'! Can jou tell this with a straight face to the remaining loved ones of all those thousands of dead, once law-abiding productive assets of society who all loved talking to themselves in the third person.
I will leave it to the reader to tell me what the right way is to talk to imaginary buddies in your head. Seems that even hallucinations are being held to a set of standards now.