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Record deals don't really exist these days these days sadly, thanks to Bill Clinton

You sure it was Bill Clinton who personally made sure of that?.. I heard it was Obama.. Thanks Obama! :P

You might be right, idk

im making shit up man.. sense the sarcasm :/

... Good joke :/

almost as good as blaming Bill Clinton for killing everyones chances of having a record deal?! :D

wellll, nope. The music industry was owned by 57 companies before Bill, and after his presidency it is now owned by 7 companies. This means there are fewer opportunities and also less distribution of wealth in the industry (so no real budgets for making albums) therefore no one really gets signed anymore unless they're already famous

Guys! Please no fighting!