Lil Wayne is the second best rapper ever, I don't care what you think.

in #music8 years ago (edited)

Woah Nelly, I can hear you saying, the kid is off his rocketship. Well I'm right and I know it and I know more about rap than you so why don't you just go ahead and drop that upvote, mmkay?

lil wayne is the second best rapper of all time. full stop.

Let's deal with some common misconceptions.

Misconception #1: Lil only knows how to rhyme the n-word.

This is stupid. This is a dumb thing to say. If you say this, I assume you don't listen to lil wayne, or that you don't know a friggin thing about rap, or you are a troll or an idiot.

Let's check out Ice Cream Paint Job.

Big shit n---- talk big shit n----
Big bread bread like a picnic n----
Shake the whole game like the hit stick n----
Money spread like germs get sick n----
Yeaa, And fuck them other n----s,
1 9 hundred who want I deliver
Concrete shoes wont help in the river
I dont care if you was Michael Phelps my n----
Im higher than the mothafuckin Alps my n----
Im flyer than the mothafuckin stealth my n----
Young Money shit top shelf my n----
We the mothafuckas like Milf my n----

AW SNAP CHAHBOY GOT BARS

anyway now if y'all got the chops you will immediately recognize that Lil Wayne uses internal rhyming which contrasts to end rhyming. If your brain is primitive and stupid, you can probably only hear end rhymes. That's because syncopated music like hiphop emphasizes the fourth beat of the measure -- the last beat. This means that any rhymes that don't land on the 4th beat tend to get ignored by 95% of people who listen to music. DON'T WORRY! being stupid is ok. also if you say Lil Wayne can only rhyme the n-word you're probably a little racist, especially if you actually say the n-word. we all gonna be hecka intelligent by the end of this, give me all your upvotes.

also he rhymes alps, stealth, and phelps. case closed.

Misconception #2: Lil Wayne only raps about partying

look mayne i mean we all enjoy a little pussy money weed right? but if you the typa dude to say this then i'm gonna just assume that you never spend any time listening to anything that isn't on the radio. whatchu want man? I mean what you really want ?? Do you just want to feel superior to people on the radio? or do you want true bliss and enlightenment? peace to light magic. ok lets go

HOLY SHIT
is there any more political rap song than this rap song? no. get out of here with your immortal technique crap you don't know who i am.

alright maybe political rap aint your speed you need something a little more polished i get it fam i got u

WOAH DUDE. this song conceptual as hell. demonstrates an amazing understanding of the elements of hip hop. you can learn more about rap from this rap than pretty much any other song except , um, 1980 by dirt nasty.

so we know we got polish now we hit em with the

Misconception #3: Lil Wayne is somehow not the most prolific artist of all time.

NAW GET RIGHT OUT DUDE WTF learn to use your google (gendale note: google is evil use duckduckgo) seriously like WTFFFFFF

alright i get it you get all your information from wikipedia and rap genius alright fam that's fine. but look. head to your nearest torrent site. and check out the lil wayne discographies. there are many. most are incomplete. some are more than 6 gigs. 6 GIGABYTES OF MUSIC. mostly recorded between 2004 and 2008. Lil wayne singlehandedly shut down thousands of shitty shitty internet rappers.

wow. very rap. many prolific

there you have it. hecka maney

kendama gendale out

P.S. I will give 10% of the SBD from this post to the person who can guess who the best rapper of all is

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Hip hops golden era legends just called, they said you're off chops.

top 3?

Lock Smith is the best rapper of all time.

Fact: The best rapper of all time is Sean Michael Daley (Slug, Sluggo) of Atmosphere. "Don't Ever F*in Question That"

hahahahaha no much love to slug for holdin down the minnesota rap scene but you are incorrect.

upvoted tho love u fam