I can totally relate LOL. I know man, you are totally right about the good looking ones. Why left handed? Just to train your brain? I use my left hand for my mouse sometimes or to brush my teeth. I like to think it makes me more creative.
Actually switching to my LH as we speak thanks for reminding me. Only problem is haven't figured out with this cheap mouse how to switch the button functions. So have to use my middle finger for left click. Where can I find some of your lyrics?