To the tune of “She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain”. An April Fools song.
Chorus:
If you cannot solve a problem, make it worse
If you cannot solve a problem, make it worse
'Cause if it goes complete berserk,
then experts have to get to work
So if you cannot solve a problem, make it worse!
Verse 1:
If you try and try and fail and fail again,
There is another way to proceed, my friend
If you're feeling out of options
And need help with a problem
Then the best thing to do is make it worse!
Verse 2:
With other things elites are preoccupied
Only serious problems will catch their eye
So troubles you must magnify
Until they notice what's awry
And hope that they are qualified to fix what's worse!
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Verse 3:
There are many avenues by which to do
That which may seem at first to be confused
Make those wheels a bit more squeaky,
And those gears a bit more creaky,
And those pipes a bit more leaky, now it's worse!
Verse 4:
Breaking things can cost you a lot of clout
But if you're not caught, someone will help you out
So let out your frustration
On your source of consternation
And enjoy the vacation once it's worse!
Chorus
Verse 5:
A catastrophe is quite a thing to fear
But away from a greater one you'll steer
So dig that hole a little deeper,
We'll decline a little steeper,
And we'll dodge the Grim Reaper when it's worse!
Verse 6:
If everyone does like I say to do
Then soon all our troubles will be through
For the things that we have undone
We will be the heroes unsung
After everything is fixed from being worse!
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Pitch up 1/2 step
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Originally posted at ZerothPosition.com