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One day during the time I was working in another state in India (Each state in India speaks different language.Hindi and English are official languages.If you know these two you can live anywhere)   I was in a share cab returning home after work. It was already packed with 3 people and I had to squeeze on one side. To my surprise this people were also from my state and were very busy chitchatting in my mother tongue. They thought I was a native. One of the girl noticed   how squeezed I was between them and tells the other to adjust a bit. Then this other girl very rudely replies 'Oh thats enough for her.Look how skinny she is' I just thought of replying back and giving them a surprise but then thought of listening to more of what she had to say. But then they got engrossed in other talks. 

Another similar same mother tongue experience was when me and my husband was sitting in a park and I was busy eating an ice cream(He didn't wanted one) so we weren't talking. . Then one of the two girl sitting nearby us tells the other one 'Poor boyfriend.Look how she is eating  the ice cream all alone ' I turned to her and replied in our mother tongue that he is my husband and not boyfriend. The girls stood up and left the place. I had the best laugh that day.

Okay so I happened to visit a friend of mine in his house and his room is pretty close to his parents room. His dad's a doctor and he had a friend over who needed some medical advice. They left the door ajar and I could hear everything they were saying. Turns out that his dad's friend was clinically obese and he was looking for a way to lose weight because apparently his stomach was so big that he hadn't seen his penis in over 5 years. He went on to add that he hasn't been able to have sex with his wife for even longer and he suspects that she's seeing someone else.

Once, I was in this campus burger joint and overhead a bro tell this story about a woman he was about to hook up with who suddenly pulled an entire suitcase of sextoys from under her bed, and how he was so scared that he straight-up ran out of the house

Several months ago i was hearing my cousin discussing with her friend for more than two hours and what i find

weird about it is that what they kept discussing during that period was about the sexual performance of their boyfriends in their relationships,the discussion sounded

weird and funny to me because i never expected them

to discuss the sexual performance of their boyfriends for good two hours,this is not a joke,they kept talking about

the sex stuff over and over again,and i was beginning to wonder if they were high on alcohol..lol..