Me - receives call Hissss, Who is thissss? Caller - I am the Jamb Director in Benue. Please we need to talk.
Me - hiss, talk about what? Caller - The N36million na.
Me - you for dey for me, when the snake dey hunger oh.
Ever since I swallowed N36million, I dey see a lots of posters saying wanted. Please humans, is this how you people dey
suffer when you na become rich and popular?
Haha! The snake don become celebrity o. We go soon hear another one.