Monkeys are assholes. I don't think you'll find them adorable when they break into your 11th floor apartment and raid all your food, leaving the place a mess. AND YOU'RE HUNGOVER AND HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK.
Then they come back and stare at you through the locked window was they try their best to still open it. Little douchebags.
awwww.... but you have to admit it makes a good story :P