My NDJT episode 2 entry : TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER.

in #ndjt7 years ago

I know some people are crazy but @mimy you are the craziest!
God! What were you thinking?
Well am so so happy to be here and i promise to say half of the truth. 'Winks'
No i mean nothing but the whole truth.
Lol
Here is my entry.

At what age did you have your first kiss?
wow! I had my first kiss when i was 16, you can imagine that, innocent me. Lol! but it was the best experience i ever had

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?

lol, cheapest gift? Mmmmm.. A pencil wrapped with a colourful ribbon. Hahaha
It was given to my by a classmate back then in primary school as a birthday gift. Oh oh! That is so cheap!

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.
ah! @ evelyniroh introducing me to steemit.
It is and will always remain the best gift.
She is my boss lady o, lol, and i can't thank her enough.

Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for three days.

Am not really the make up type 'winks' so i will go without makeup. After all it just for three days.

Qualities of your ideal man?

Wow! He must be tall not long o, lol.
Bossy type but must be caring and brave.

What would you do with one million naira

I go craze small (hahahahaha) then open a fashion designing business and be my own boss.

Would you love to get married to a virgin?

My dear me i no send o, who virgin epp? Lol, virgin or not just give me what i want baby and we are good to go

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.

Abeg no flag me o if i mention your name, lol

Girls:

@evelyniroh ( am sure)
@emem (i comot cap for myself)
@sussan (i don the fear o you sure say na my handwriting be this?)

Guys:
@destinysaid (could this be true?)

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.

After having rounds of sex with my lover, i jumped off the bed, fell on my knees and started talking to God in prayer, quoting from the holy bible, reminding him of his love on mankind and asking him to suck out all my iniquities.

What virtue do you think is your greatest?

Honesty...but don't dare me...lol

One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1

I was not aware of the contest so didn't participate

Give your interpretation on theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER

mmmm lol, i dont know what to say but alot of people are crazy.

Sort:  

Hmm...erotic here

Yea baby..lol

Anty ada ooo. Hahahaha😁😁😁

Baby wat i do

Nice write up but i will admit that I frowned at the ****#let**** ****#God**** ****#SUCK****!!!!!

Awww, am sorry for making u frown.
It wont happen again dear

Aaahhh My mentor i hail oo

I sight u bro

This actually made me laugh

Aww,am a genus then to hv made u laugh

Hahahahahah...... Burst my brain.

Thanks alot for participating

You are welcome sweety

me that is a virgin, u did nt mention me

Good one, really

Thank u dear