MY NDJT EPISODE 2 ENTRY: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER

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Big thanks to @mimy for another opportunity to expose myself........... Lol

NOTE: Before you start reading, remember the Las Vegas rule "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." Thus, whatever you read on ndjt stays in ndjt........ lol

Whatever I say can't be used against me in the Court of law....... Enjoy!

*At what age did you have your first kiss?
If the ones i get from mum counts, I think I was some months old when I had my first kiss. Still fresh in my memory

*What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?
A jotter.... I never expected it.

*What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner?
Never been the partner kinda guy.

Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for three days.
*Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?
I think comb, coz I look ruggedly handsome when i don't comb my hair.

*Qualities of your ideal man or woman?
Discipline, humility, enterprising and fearless

*What would you do with one million naira?
I will invest it in investment like bonds, mutual fund and cyrptocurrency

*Would you love to get married to a virgin?
I think I will love to, but it's not a do or die affair.

*Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Honestly, I don't know ooooooooo, before I enter trouble.

*Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.
Mimy asked me to construct a sentence using bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, Suck and sex.

*What virtue do you think is your greatest?
Humility

*One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1
I learnt that one beautiful lady wants to watch movie with me in a DARK room.

*Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER.
All round teasing.
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Hmmn. Nice confession.

What a confession!

Mimy asked me to construct a sentence using bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, Suck and sex.

God see brains