NDJT Episode 2! Teasing you left, right, front, back and center

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At what age did you have your first kiss?
• Wow! I was seventeen (17) right after high school, and I attended a party were I won in some dance contest and after getting the prize, you know that moment were everyone comes to you and say hey you did really great, I was amazed, I couldn’t believe you could do it, like I see in the movie, so my lady crush came closer too, first it was a hug with lots of smiles on her face and then a kiss, 90° to the left, 90° to the right and all the heat inside cooled lools.

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?
• Well, maybe it was cheap but I never thought it was, my best Friend gave me a Biro on my birthday, that was in primary 2, she wrote happy birthday Michael on a paper, inserted it in the Biro left it in my school bag, mum saw it while she wanted to help me with my assignments, I knew it was her, she had the best handwriting in class then.

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.
• Hmm, a full dress wear kit, from the boxers to the vest, to a shirt and jacket, a well fitted trouser, socks, a sweat shoe with its Polish, along With a matching belt and wristwatch all packed together. I was overwhelmed, I keep wondering where all that money came from.

Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for three days.
Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?
• Loool, comb-ing my hair everyday is already a problem, my hand doesn’t look masculine without a wristwatch, so yeah the comb can rest.

Qualities of your ideal man or woman?
• Love God more, Just don’t follow the crowd, have a voice, be ambitious, stay focused smart and humble. For more details check @matillajojo.

What would you do with one million naira.
• I would simply go into digital survey instruments repairs, reprogramming and maintenance or start a shoe boutique or just begin the small farm in my head.

Would you love to get married to a virgin?
• Virgin or not, just know how to blow and love me right( with food I mean lol)

Three names of girls and three guys who you
think are virgins on steemit.

• Girls,@screamingleo,@matillajojo
• Guys@Samjackson, @ehud
Sorry these are the only guys I know with that status lol, I’m literally new here. I pray i remain safe after this😂😂😂😂😂

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.

Right on that same bed, I would say my prayer, other days I’d make it up for sex, right under my pillow is where my Bible sleeps, yeah I suck at so many things, but God never love me less.

What virtue do you think is your greatest?
• My forgiving self, that’s like me giving myself grace.

One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1
• Unfortunately, I wasn’t a part of the first episode, this is my first.

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER
• Okay, basically, TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER, sounds like fun already, if you literally get all of that teasing from all of these direction, life would seem more like a joke but with too much SBD's, while the theme speaks fun, the questions are self exposing and its great.
Alright thats it ,I got this from @matilajojo who resteemed the original @mimy.
Thanks for reading.
And to @ehiboss, this is great.👍👍

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That's how you will be making somebody to imagine bad things this early morning.. Guy