My Entry for the Ndjt contest organized by @mimy.

in #ndjt7 years ago (edited)

 


Hello everyone, This is a kinda funny contest. So be expecting some crazy answers from me. Lol! 

HERE ARE THE QUESTIONS!

At what age did you have your first kiss?

Huh! 12 years.......

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?

Flowers. He went and got it from a tree in front of our house.... As a typical Nigerian woman, that was not a gift o.... 

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner?

His time. Though he had busy schedules, he finds time to visit almost every day.... And would buy me fries...... Lol! 

Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for three days.

Make-up not really an everyday routine for me. Wearing brassiere also not an everyday duty as well. 

Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?

That question is not for me... Any guy reading can answer. 

Qualities of your ideal man or woman?

Caring, romantic, humble, and God-fearing.

What would you do with one million naira.

I don't really know because it's too small. Maybe I'll take it to MMM to help me double it. By then I'll learn to appreciate what I have.

Would you love to get married to a virgin?

Hmmmmm! So I'll start lectures when we want to enjoy our marriage abi? I don't really care about the *V* stuff.

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on Steemit.

Hehehehe! I'm not thinking of anyone jare. No need for the melodrama. Lol! 

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.

I love God, Bible, Sex, Prayer and I suck my thump while sleeping on my bed 

What virtue do you think is your greatest?

Sincerity. I don't think even pastors beat me in that area. Not joking here.... I am known for that by my parents, friends and school teachers. 

One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1

Nothing, because I didn't read nor participate.

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER

I can use pidgin ba? E mean say pushing me left, right, front, back and center..... I no con know where I go fall go.

I remain my lovely and humble self.  

@elyaque made this beautiful badge for me.

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@ogoowinner,
You be typical Naija babeoo.. if na oyinbo we e give that flower, she for turn red.

You for call my name na, i be virginus😀

Heheheheh! No let make breeze blow make we see foul yansh o! lol! Thanks for your comment sis.

Breeze no dey blow for my side, lol..
You are always welcome.

Love you loads.

Beautiful one... Enjoyed reading this post..

Thank you.

😄🙋

Chai @ogoowinner typically staying on the safe side loooool I see you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

As for the Virgin one mention me next time, I'm a virgin

HAHAHAHA! wetin na? I no try? Thanks for reading sha o.

Well next time you will being chaplet, and fada. 😂😂😂😂😂

Someone climbed a tree for you? That, I think, is putting A in AWESOME! 😂
I know some ladies who'd kill for such a man. Dang. Brother was a romantic :)

Lmao! i haf faint. No be only romantic, Na semantic. Lol! Thank you @greenrun for reading.

But he is, I think the idea of his gift is to impress and be that night in shining armour. Hehehe. He's been watching a lot of Zee World with the sister I guess :)

He's been watching a lot of Zee World with the sister I guess :)

My belle o! @greenrun, Look at that picture very well o, I am not that type of ajebo lady o.

You can't blame a brother for trying. Lol. Now that I'm interested in this story, what did you do with the flower? :)

I did not collect na. Loli!

This one is a typical much ado about nothing

Ha he must be heart broken, after all the stress of climbing a tree

Hahaha.... Quite funny, you had me laughing hilariously 😂A nice one

Lol! Thanks for reading.

Lols....... I am grinning from ear to ear. You mean say virgin no dey again? Chai........... A nice one

You mean say virgin no dey again?

Mummy I no know o! Lol!

Thanks for reading ma

You are welcome dear

Wawu 1m is small

The "v" stuff

Wetin your eyes see? Lol!

Lol.notin na

One word for this post, "Hilarious..... You kept it so real. Lovvvvvvveeeeeed it.

Lol! Thank you.

Great post. really funny tho

Thanks for reading.

I love God, Bible, Sex, Prayer and I suck my thump while sleeping on my bed

Very clean

I am kuku still crushing on you from the last ndjt
I won't give up

Hahahahaha! continue.

Really

This is cruel
At least crush back

I did not only enjoyed reading your post, I decided to resteem it. Typically 9ja.

Wow can I join this contest

Anwer those Questions and use those tags.

Wow okay o am in

Nice one@ogoowinner

Wow!!! it's
Really amazing can join the contest 😍

Romantic questions

Wearing brassiere also not an everyday duty as well.

Tiriririririririrnrirnrinrirnirin. Ok o. Mouth closed, comment reserved.

Maybe I'll take it to MMM to help me double it. By then I'll learn to appreciate what I have.

Hahaha, even MMM wont dare ask for it again.
Nice entry sha. But you didnt answer some o. You used melodrama :(

Lol! Nigerians have learnt their lessons.

I don't really know because it's too small. Maybe I'll take it to MMM to help me double it. By then I'll learn to appreciate what I have.

MMM ke? Abeg bring the money, I wee help u to invest it.

Congratulation

Today one year ago you joined SteemIt
Thank you, for making SteemIt great and Steem on for more years to come!

(You are being celebrated here)

This is hilarious

This is really wonderful dear thanks for sharing this : )

The way you combined the words into a sentence though they were not in consonant with each other shows your creativity. Silly answers anyways, true about what you said about MMM, it got me thinking back... Please don't mention that name again.

Jisie ike.

Thanks for reading.

"Sincerity. I don't think even pastors beat me in that area"
That's an exceptional virtue
I admire that

Lol, the way you would spend that 1 million killed me, everyone would want to double that cash sha))

Hahaha this contest is indeed a funny one. Those questions look very simple but they are not o especially if you want to be sincere in answering them. OK @ogowinner Your name alone shows that you will win cos you are already a winner. Carry go nothing do you 😀

Your entries are good ma
I want to learn from you o

wonderful post you have shared about you dear @ogoowinner for the contest very nice

@ogoowinner na wah o! So you mean I've been wasting my time keeping my virginity all this while? I'm 😡 angry o.

LOL...This got me smiling all through
nice write-up

You are real, always. Thanks for that.

you said it from the heart thanks for sharing it !

I don't really know because it's too small. Maybe I'll take it to MMM to help me double it. By then I'll learn to appreciate what I have.

I'm a guider come and register under me, I'll help you pay d money to mavrodi in person, when I follow Nigeria team to Russia 2018..

excellent entry for the contest you are awesome : )

Oya nice one @ogoowinner.. Your people dey say you do well! See you at the top

Lol....... I love the construction and interpretation..
You are the Boss lady.

Thanks alot for participating...

@ogoowinner my fine babe wey sabi lol.... Nice entry

The sincerity shows in your answers

👍👍👍😘

I can only imagine...singing

@ogoowinner, that was a very nice post plus from a beautiful one, just that you flashed my memory back to my sad MMM days by mentioning the same amount that was frozen in my MMM account. lol

You keep it real... I like that

Very funny you, a flower gift with risks like say the guy fall from the tree nko, it would have been a story of the things we do for love, yet you were veiwing it with naija babe eyes, kontinu