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Thoughts on Programming, Number 60: It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. -Edsel Murphy, dec.

We, free citizens of the Great Republic, feel an honest pride in her greatness, her strength, her just and gentle government, her wide liberties, her honored name, her stainless history, her unbesmirched flag, her hands clean from oppression of the weak and from malicious conquest, her hospitable door that stands open to the hunted and the persecuted of all nations; we are proud of the judicious respect in which she is held by monarchies which hem her in on every side, and proudest of all of that loft patriotism which we inherited from our fathers, which we have kept pure, and which won our liberties in the beginning and has preserved them unto this day. While patriotism endures the Republic is safe, her greatness is secure, and against them the powers of the earth can not prevail. -- Mark Twain

Thoughts on Programming, Number 49: The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH'. -The Psychology of Computer Programming, Gerald M. Weinberg