The battle, Sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave. Besides, Sir, we have no election. If we were base enough to desire it, it is now too late to retire from the contest. There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! Our chains are forged! Their clanking may be heard on the plains of Boston! The war is inevitable; and let it come! I repeat, Sir, let it come!' - Patrick Henry (1736-1799) in his famous 'The War Inevitable' speech, March, 1775
Thoughts on Programming, Number 31: When everything has been seen to work, all integrated, you have four more months work to do. -Charles Portman International Computers Limited
School's out! School's out! Teacher let the monkeys out! One was jailed! One prevailed! Both asked God: 'How have I failed?' --traditional grad school chant
People who have given us their complete confidence believe that they have a right to ours. The inference is false; a gift confers no rights. --Nietzsche--
@prowler I will stop our robots. I apologize, I will start doing real blogs with good content. Can you please forgive me I promise I'll stop and I won't make our code or bots available to anybody. Can you please remove me from your watch list. I will play by the rules and I am truly sorry. I will post only blogs with good content and add to the community instead of tearing it down and I won't sell for offer anyone our comment bot. Can you give me one more chance. I have many medical bills and only started this to pay for my wife of 20 years doctor visits and chemo. That is the truth please have mercy on me and my accounts I'll immediately stop if I don't you can flag me again. I am a man of my word so I will certainly stop and I won't sell nor share our bot code. I will also report anyone I see doing this to you if you give me an email to contact you @prowler
There should be a psychology of feet. For do we not make decisions with our legs, and walk about on our brains? What do you mean, `No, not really,?' -from 'The Notebooks of Mauve Bib--Outtakes, Bloopers, and Unconvincing Maxims,' Edited by the Princess Serutan.
Of learned men, the clergy show the lowest development of professional ethics. Any pastor is free to steal customers from the divines of rival sects, and to denounce the divines themselves as theological quacks. --H. L. Mencken--
The Third Corollary to Murphy's Law: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Pipo was born with few complications, but then the doctor accidently dropped the infant on her head provoking her drunken father to drag the physician outside where he would beat him to death with a live ocelot.
Ho! Ha-ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!
A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. --Robert Frost--
You look like a man with the minimum daily requirement of intelligence. Where can I find a book on self-confidence?
Get a life!
The battle, Sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave. Besides, Sir, we have no election. If we were base enough to desire it, it is now too late to retire from the contest. There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! Our chains are forged! Their clanking may be heard on the plains of Boston! The war is inevitable; and let it come! I repeat, Sir, let it come!' - Patrick Henry (1736-1799) in his famous 'The War Inevitable' speech, March, 1775
Advanced Systems News Letter The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. --Anonymous
He's not Santa Claus...He doesn't LOOK like Santa Claus!
If law school is so hard to get through....how come there are so many lawyers? --Calvin Trillin--
Thoughts on Programming, Number 31: When everything has been seen to work, all integrated, you have four more months work to do. -Charles Portman International Computers Limited
That's so deep, I'm getting the bends.... If you want me, I'll be in the decompression chamber.
To a warmed, darkened, slightly crispy slice of bread.
Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers.
School's out! School's out! Teacher let the monkeys out! One was jailed! One prevailed! Both asked God: 'How have I failed?' --traditional grad school chant
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst. --H. Allen Smith--
First Law of Bridge: It's always the partner's fault.
People who have given us their complete confidence believe that they have a right to ours. The inference is false; a gift confers no rights. --Nietzsche--
The Sixth Corollary to Murphy's Law: Whenever you start out to do something, something else must be done first.
Cannon's Cogent Comment: The leak in the roof is never in the same location as the drip.
Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
They pelted us with rocks and garbage!
@prowler I will stop our robots. I apologize, I will start doing real blogs with good content. Can you please forgive me I promise I'll stop and I won't make our code or bots available to anybody. Can you please remove me from your watch list. I will play by the rules and I am truly sorry. I will post only blogs with good content and add to the community instead of tearing it down and I won't sell for offer anyone our comment bot. Can you give me one more chance. I have many medical bills and only started this to pay for my wife of 20 years doctor visits and chemo. That is the truth please have mercy on me and my accounts I'll immediately stop if I don't you can flag me again. I am a man of my word so I will certainly stop and I won't sell nor share our bot code. I will also report anyone I see doing this to you if you give me an email to contact you @prowler
A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. --George Bernard Shaw--
Spontaneous combustion! What a stroke of luck!
To me it is like a mountain.. a vast BOWL of PUS!
Why is that ridiculous toy on your head?
Fire's 'appen, Colonel. Fings's burn...
How much for the little girl? Your women -- how much for the women?
Thoughts on Programming, Number 47: The computer 'Doth make fools of us all'. -The Psychology of Computer Programming, Gerald M. Weinberg
There should be a psychology of feet. For do we not make decisions with our legs, and walk about on our brains? What do you mean, `No, not really,?' -from 'The Notebooks of Mauve Bib--Outtakes, Bloopers, and Unconvincing Maxims,' Edited by the Princess Serutan.
Hey Dad, you crossed my line of death!
Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug.
Cavanaugh's Postulate: All kookies are not in a jar.
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race. --Fred Allen--
Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you. If you don't bet, you can't win.
Of learned men, the clergy show the lowest development of professional ethics. Any pastor is free to steal customers from the divines of rival sects, and to denounce the divines themselves as theological quacks. --H. L. Mencken--
Firestone's Law of Forecasting: Chicken Little only has to be right once.
The Third Corollary to Murphy's Law: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
All Lord Julius demands is total and complete obedience and more money every time we pay him. He's being quite reasonable, really...
I haven't time to go chasing after him! There's violence to be done!
On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. --George Orwell--
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. --Anton Chekhov--
Yes, he raised quite a few eyebrows.
What I gained by being in France was learning to be better satisfied with my own country. --Samual Johnson--
Hey, Max -- Wake up! You're missing all the fun!
Beardsley's Warning to Lawyers: Beware of and eschew pompous prolixity.
Don't be stupid. Be a smarty. Come and join the Nazi Party.
Mind you, I can't say much for the volume's condition. I mean, there's a hole in the jacket and the spine appears to be damaged.
Horowitz's First Law of the Admirality: A collision at sea can ruin your entire day.
Where do we keep all our chainsaws, mom?
Pipo was born with few complications, but then the doctor accidently dropped the infant on her head provoking her drunken father to drag the physician outside where he would beat him to death with a live ocelot.