My three favorites from central Pennsylvania:
- "A dog that brings a bone will take one." - A person who comes to you with gossip will likely gossip to others about you, so take care in what you say to them.
- "Like a clapper on a duck's ass." - The 'clapper' is the bit of tail feathers on a duck. It means you're always moving about/busy - especially in regards to being chatty.
- "Could fall down a shithouse hole and come out wearing a suit." - Tends to get themselves into bad situations (either by bad luck or poor decisions), but somehow always seems to come out ahead.
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Those are great! I could figure out the last one... but the other two would have me confused!