If you're a hard worker and you don't mind eating lots of pickles... I mean lots of pickles, I'm sure I could find you some meager space in Picklesburg.
Joking aside, I've got a town and I think I'm going to call it Picklesburg. We are a simple community of honest hard workers that make and sell the finest damn pickles in (insert title of world). There is small wooded area in Central Picklesburg wherein can be found a secret portal to the Splinterlands.