I tell jokes but I usually don't make up new ones. My husband doesn't tell jokes, his is a more 'situational' humor - as in 'you have to be there' for it to be funny - but here's a true story:
Him - Wow, my foot fell asleep!
Me - It must have been tired.
Him - But now it will probably keep me awake all night!
That is a good one, Thanks for sharing it !