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Shake shake shake, you roll the 6-sided die.

You rolled a 1.

Goddangit!
I guess I move back 1 square?

I can still shoot, right?
Which I do, firing at the closest one with my ultra-cool Kustom Shoota! I need a ... 5+? is that right?

@rollthedice

Shake shake shake, you roll the 6-sided die.

You rolled a 6.

Hit! Woohah!
Let's see if I blow up the other one too!

@rollthedice

Shake shake shake, you roll the 6-sided die.

You rolled a 5.

Woohoo!! I obliterated both of them despite my clumsy failure in the teleport!

Well done! Epic first turn!