This contest was allot of fun last time and we got allot of great entries so why not do it again. In this game I want you to come up with a Stupid question and I and others will give you a Dumb answer.
A couple examples on how to play :
Question : What is 2 + 2 ?
My Answer : 22
Question :Is the sun hot ?
My Answer: No its a ball of ice that will give you freezer burn if you get too close.
Rules
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Is this a stupid question?
How many Lowe's would Rob Lowe rob
if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe's?
Rob Lowe would rob three Lowes; he's feeling too low to rob more than a low number.
If Rob Lowe's could rob Lowe's he would rob as much Low's from Rob as Rob Lowe could.
Just as much as how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What color is an Orange?
Looks like a dark yellow to me.
So Oranges look like spoiled bananas to you?
No bananas look like like a light orange while bananas look like a dark yellow.
Sooo you are saying they look like this?
Exactly like that but opposite.
Mahogany!
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What do Dragons even eat?
What ever they want.
GOT FTW !
Hahaha you got it
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Why does the rain go down, not up?
Because if it went up our umbrellas would fill with water.
Because it's migrating south for the winter. :)
Because it's made of "drops"!
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Can we make a ladder to the moon, using empty glass bottles?
Definitely! But only if they are bottle rockets!
Yes, because the Moon is within reach thanks to Btc.
Yes but only if they are recycled.
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Why don't Polar Bears get married ??
Because the male polar bear don't want to lose half of his shit.
Possible ANSWER...
BECAUSE they ALL have Cold Feet !!
Jennifer was born on December 31st, but her birthday always falls in the summer.
How is this possible?
Birthday is the name of her Snow Man that she creates every winter. When the summer comes her Snow Man who is named Summer melts or falls to the ground.
Possible ANSWER...
Jennifer lives in Australia, when Summer occurs in the Southern Hemisphere.
I don’t know.
What word in the English language is often spelled incorrectly?
incornect1y
CORRECT... Winner, Winner, Winner !!
All of them .....
My name.
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Recieved
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When does 10 + 6 = 4?
Possible ANSWER...
On a Clock...
When we subtract 12 from its total.
it is when (2+1/2-7)*8=4
Why do fish live in salt water ?
Possible ANSWER...
Because pepper water makes them sneeze...
Because the inn named Salt Air was all booked up.
What kind of award should the person that invented the "knock-knock jokes receive ??
Possible ANSWER...
The Person that Invented the "Knock-Knock" jokes should MOST Definitely receive a "NO Bell" Prize!!
What is Al Gore's favorite kind of math ??
Possible ANSWER...
Algorithms !!
algorebra
Why do many singers climb a ladder during their performance ??
Possible ANSWER...
To Reach the HIGH notes !!
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo ??
The first letter in their name.
Possible ANSWER...
One is Really Heavy.... the other is a little lighter...
Did you ever see somebody whom @rentmoney rent money?
'cos I didn't
We all rentmoney, the government comes asking for it all eventually.
No, but I’d seen someone he @sentmoney to.
Very clever answer !
Why is it called Earth if our planet is covered by more than 70% in water?
It is due to a misunderstanding of the meaning of the two words. The word Earth was originally intended to mean Water while the word Water was originally suppose to mean Earth.
Thank you Master.
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Why the sky is blue?
Because Matrix software configuration
A question and an answer to your question.
I like it :)
As far as I know the sky is blue because its a reflection of race that occupies that space.
They can be seen in the below video.
Nice!
Are aliens that configure the matrix then?
Something must exist to amplify the reflection of this unique species.
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I believe so but the question then becomes who created the matrix that the Aliens are in ?
That's a good question. I think it goes beyond what is known. But if it is to risk, I would say that they are humanoid, biological hybrid / machines, living in a different time than ours. Orchestrating intergalactic functioning.
What do you think?
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Sounds about right to me.
Because God did not expect our generation, otherwise he would have made him pink.
Can blind people see their dreams?
Everyone can see their dreams but only when we are awake.
IF blind people can see in their dreams...
Does that mean that deaf people can hear sounds in their dreams?
DOUBLE BONUS Question...
IF a deaf + blind person farts in their sleep, can their partner smell this fart if they are also asleep?
TRIPLE BONUS Question...
IF a deaf + blind person farts in their sleep, can their partner that has a cold + a stuffy nose, smell this fart if they are also asleep?
No, they can smell it. Even touch it.
NBA guest questioner this week
"How was that a foul?" Kevin Durant
Why are we, people, so careless?
Because we are self centered.
What do you call a triple sneeze
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A Trieeze .....
bless you
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Thank you good sir !
A triple sneeze.
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An incontinences' nightmare!
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aye
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If the earth is round why doesn't it bounce?
Because its deflated.
Why are you confused?
:)
I don't understand the question ... I'm confused ....
Because it is a dumb question. hahaha
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:)
@rentmoney, Are we human beings? Waiting for your unexpecting answer.
Have a wonderful time ahead.
Some of us are but for me ....
I originated from the planet Krypton. As a baby, I was sent to Earth in a small spaceship by my biological family, Jor-El and Lara, moments before my home planet was destroyed in a natural cataclysm.
My ship landed in the American countryside; I was found and adopted by farmers Jonathan and Martha Kent near the small town of Smallville, who named me RENTMONEY !
Ha ha..... 😁😁
But who knows it can be true. 🙂👍
Enjoy your time ahead.
A man gets arrested for trespassing and goes to jail with a $500 bail. He's there 2 weeks, then suddenly dies! Why didn't the city release this guy after a night in jail?
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Because the man was a farmer and the $500 bail he had was a $500 bail of hay.
Sadly the government doesn't view hay as a currency and the man was unable to buy his freedom.
Pretty soon the government won't even take currency as currency, since it's not worth sh*t anymore!
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Is honey sweet?
Yes, its ......
Only if someone tastes it!
Is there a black light?
If God is light, why did he say "let there be light" at creation?
His light is too bright for us to see so he created another that wouldn't damage our eyes.
The earth or the root holds the tree?
The Earth holds the tree. One could cut the route of a tree and bury half the a couple feet of the trees trunk and it would hold steady.
Wow.. I am asking very stupid question, I know but How should I get all your steem?