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Much like the show Seinfeld, this topic is about nothing
Yes, you read that right. This topic is about nothing at all. I have nothing of substance to say and in this topic neither do you.
Rules
- Place a random comment in the comment section. It can be about anything, the more crazy and shocking the more likely you are to get an upvote and win a share of the bounty placed on this topic. No NSFW images Please.
- This contest is about having fun and reading the other entries so don't forget to upvote the entries that you thought were the craziest.
- Upvote / Resteeming is not required but are appreciated and helps with creating more of these contest.
Prizes
I have set a @steem-bounty on this topic and will be upvoting 3 - 5 of the most crazy / shocking entries which will award those who got upvoted a share of the bounty.
What is @steem-bounty
@steem-bounty is a reward placed on a topic that is distributed to the participants in the topic. 95% of the bounty is distributed according to the votes from the bounty creator. 5% or the rest of the bounty is determined by votes of everyone else that voted on the comments. The @steem-bounty initiative was started by @knircky & @famunger
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This post has been revived by steem-forever and will get extra rewards. This happens when a post is upvoted on steem-bounty.com after the 7 day post life.
Users can simple upvote via steem-bounty.com continously, so posts can live and earn rewards forever.
Authors can share their steem-bounty.com links and get upvoted forever.
We hope this will allow everyone to earn more meaningful rewards over longer timeframes than before.
This initiative is awesome.
Thanks @steem-bounty crew !
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That is awesome ...... I hope readers see your contest and take part.
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Thanks man! And watch out.. one of those links leads to a gif of a fart.. XD XD XD
Hahah ... I like it .... I was hoping some of the other steemians in this topic would start clicking the links. I will have to click them tomorrow. Your fart joke reminds me I haven't given out any dirty socks in my games in a while. I may need to bring back my " lets make a deal " game / contest.
Nice, who doesn't like dirty socks? =]
!gif dirty socks
Dude That is genius.....
Ahah, thanks =]
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And we got a winner!! Congratulations @coinsandchains! Β =]
https://steemit.com/resteem/@marcocasario/re-popcornexpress-popcornexpress1539377486-20181020t062755846z
I see that you also found the fart ahah
https://steemit.com/newbiegames/@marcocasario/re-marcocasario-re-rentmoney-7d9wxr-lets-get-you-noticed-free-upvotes-free-resteems-get-featured-20181020t063000563z
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Really awesome... I will number 1 π
The more I think, the more I don't know!
The more I don't know ... the more I need to think.
The more I don't think, the more I know!
The more I know, the less I think...
The less l think, the more l talk...
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The more you talk ... the less I want to listen.
Hahahahaha :D
Why did @rentmoney cross the road......
There was a SteemMonster card on the other side....
It was a gold foil .......
lol, I can just here ya now...
Once, and only once, I found a dead rat in our back yard. I told my husband, and now every time I come in from the garden he asks, "Any dead rats?"
We have lived here for 30 years and now he expects a daily rat report?
You got a great man!
I really do. He has a weird sense of humor and he makes me laugh every day, from the very beginning. You might like to read about the first meal he cooked for me! https://steemit.com/food/@donna-metcalfe/the-black-meal
That is absolutely hilarious .... thanks for sharing that story.
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Steem-Monster cards and half naked women .... wait ... that's not how the song goes
perfect. I wasn't sure anyone could riff on Waylon lyrics :)
knowledge, monsters, flowers, animals, sex and i...
Am still trying to figure out how to make it faster on Steemit and I found out that commenting makes more bucks than writing a post.
And the most of it all, whales as Licking π π π
Let's get a random !cookie
!cookie
!gif nice!
A random comment.
I know, thatβs lame...π
Here:
The only thing that is to be able to be is the ability to create a certain amount of activity and to make it more useful.
This sentence was produced with auto suggested words...canβt get too much more random than that.
You know whatβs C.R.A.Z.Y?
This Crack Razzinβ Addicted Zoo-like Yabbering.
I'm happy to see it return.
Why do women need to skip ahead? - suddenly, after the war the mines remained ...
Whatβs worse than a dead baby? A trunk full of dead babies! Whatβs worse than a trunk full of dead babies? Unloading the trunk with a pitchfork
Wow.... didn't expect to read something like this in my life... Left me speechless lol
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if steem doesn't win the netcoins contest comfortably, all whales on steemit should be held responsible because they refused to urge their tens of thousand followers to vote for steem. Since the have more stake in the system, they're supposed to be involve in anything that will benefit steem and urge theirfollowers for support.
Why did they name it the Ann Frank house? Obviously they were going to find her.
Anyone ever noticed that oral thermometers always taste a lot nicer than rectal ones?
Hi, if you would like to join the English Premier league contest, Click here - https://steemit.com/giveaway/@jmehta/round-9-round-1-premier-league-predictions :)
Hi, thank you. I only just saw this and am too late as the first game just finished. I will be sure to join in the future though.
Perfect :)
Not only that but the rectal ones also smell funny.
Old Indian saying... good to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger
The banana is color yellow
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i hope be happy..
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Hi, if you would like to join the English Premier league contest, Click here - https://steemit.com/giveaway/@jmehta/round-9-round-1-premier-league-predictions :)
OK. Another contest of random comments. Why not to participate?, said I to myself. I am used to listen to such an intelligent person that's why I'm here :)
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You are sweet as fuck!
I was walking gently and stopped here looking for rentmoney. I like the white of the sand, will order some coconut oil for my bike take on the advocado helmet and ride to the sun to a night party with candies and stuff.
By the way:
I like turtles.
Last night we were watching Ninja Trutles with my brother and nephew :)
It's Movie Night!!!
Hell yeah it is.
What goes up and down at the same time but never moves...............
... Stairs
the lentils in the sky run like turtles in the ocean without the need to laugh at their tears.
Although the crazy thing is that life has implicit death in raw lentils.
I'm hungry, but I do not want to eat, I want to run.
Because if I eat, they take me to the psychiatric hospital where there are no lentils.
In cases where I entertain myself by throwing stones at people from my window, I must be very careful not to get my shoes dirty, because the carrots could see me.
The other white meat... or possum on a half-shell...
ROFL
lol, They have a possum drop near my house on new year eve.... It's one of the most hilarious things you will ever see. Hey if you haven't voted on the coin listing contest we need some help... http://contest.gonetcoins.com/
I got a couple of votes in we were over 15k and well ahead when I put mine in. A possum drop. I will have to look into to that LOL.
"Where are all the hoes at" John said to himself as he entered the masturbation help group
Who is the nameless hero?