Like the show Seinfeld, this topic is about nothing !
Yes, you read that right. This topic is about nothing at all. I have nothing of substance to say and in this topic neither do you.
Contest Rules :
Place a random comment in the comment section. It can be about anything. The more crazy and shocking the more likely you will win. The winner won't be decided until day 5 or day 6 of this post as to give everyone lots of time for an entry. NSFW ( not safe for work ) pictures are not allowed.
What do we win ?
I will send a bid bot to the winners comment + upvote the winner(s) myself and hopefully others will to. It's hard to predict the true value of the upvote you will receive due to price fluctuations and other factors but I estimate the upvote value for the winner(s) to be around $0.10 each. Not allot but this contest is more about everyone having fun reading all the crazy entries then it is the prize itself. If we get enough interest in this contest we will increase the prize next week. Everyone else who enters will get an upvote from me so I hope you are using @dustsweepers
What is @dustsweepers ?
A post or comment is considered to be dust if it has a value of less than $0.02. because anything less than $0.02 will not be paid out. So even if your comment is worth $0.019, at payout you will receive nothing. Zero, zilch, zip, nada, nothing!!
@dustsweeper will sweep upvote your comments on the 5th/6th day and upvote it above the $0.02 threshold so you get to collect all the rewards that were intended for you. This initiative was started by @davemccoy and @danielsaori
the philosopher's stone will make me win because the grass makes me float
Something tells me we aren't talking about the grass that grows on my lawn .. :)
"And now, the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker!" - (yes this is a from a movie but it is indeed one of the craziest things I say a lot to really confuse people)
Movies quote are happily accepted.
I am crazy for you! 😍💖 I will discover the address of your house and I will monitor your dream
Oh look at that.. my first stalker ... :)
Surely not your first?
Eeeeeek ......
The shoemaker's son had no shoes, but the pickle found itself in a real hot mess.
A shoemaker`s son with no shoes ... that is crazy.
Hello!
That pesky rabbit always trying to get into the bathroom.
:)))
What do we win?
and the adulaltion of the crowd!
I know how many years will robot sofia live!!!
The suspense is killing me ... please do tell ... how many years ?
Is the dust threshold a hard number or variable? Since the Steem price decreases quite a lot it could be the $0.02 threshold also decreased. Do you or anyone else know this?
That is a very good question .... I can't give you a 100 % correct answer but I can tell you I found out about the $0.02 threshold in a topic months back. It specifically said $0.02 cents and not any set SBD number so I assume $0.02 is a hard number.
I’m gay!
Good job here @rentmoney! I like it
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Awesome ... thanks !
I signed up for @dustsweeper yesterday. hmmm now to come up with something crazy to say. "being crazy isn't enough" - Dr Suess
What about being extra crazy ?
extra crispy?
As I laid there in complete darkness unable to move any part of my body, listening to my family reminiscing about me without me, I started to realize that...I was dead.
Thats a good one .. is that a quote from a movie ?
Nope, I just made it up on the spot.
Crazy comment winer. I sent you 0.10 SBD instead of the bot upvote.
Thanks!! Keep up the cool games and contests. It makes this platform real engaging for a noob like me!
Son of a motherless goat.....
Daughter of a fatherlesss goat ......
lol, that's pretty good too. It's one of those catch your self in front of the kids sayings. son of a ------
Things that make you go Hmmmm
Hmmmm ...
Urgent!!...need a part-time employee ... who does not know how to do anything... but who obeys...
Hmmm ... whats the job ?
Jajajajaja... maybe obey :)
How Long is a Chinese?
About half the length of a Canadian ...
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