A false ballistic missile threat alarm was sent to all Hawaii cell phones today. Residents were sent into a panic and it took over 30 minutes for emergency officials and government to notify residents that it was a mistake... Media has been hyping the event and comparing it to accidentally launching actual nuclear weapons.
Imagine it went down like this:
amazing
The humans of HAWAII will feel the sweet fire of retribution as their harlotry and skimpy outfits reap the wrath of those dark lords who live so deep below the surface at R'lyeh ... there, C'thulhu, worshipped by batrachian hordes, stands watch and waits for Hawaii to burn and for justice of epochs to be achieved.