Buzzword is the ultimate decentralized financial ecosystem. In layman's language, It is simply a modular/anonymous immutable private quantum fungible decentralized parallelized scaleable sharding masternode POS/POW hybrid unforkable zero knowledge proof p2p turing complete payment channeled asynchronous byzantine fault tolerant side chain Layer 2 decentralized data storage micropayment lending escrow Interpolable turing complete DPOS KYC'ed pooled liquidity off chain protocoled dAPPed governance ring signature DAO-based segregated witness dag stable api time-stamped 3d blockchain financial gateway with an on-chain tokenized coin ready to rock your world.
Buzzword is a cryptocurrency designed for everyday flipping. It improves upon the original Bitcoin/Doge flipping and aims to fulfill the pockets of the founders and early investors by providing overwhelming roadmaps and ridiculous futuristic lingo. We offer the most efficient and decentralized way of making pumps and dump scams while maintaining integrity and belief for the average feeble mind.
Mission Statement
Our mission is to empower you to give us your money in exchange of speculative magic tokens. We will then promise to give you blockchain buzzwords to share with your friends as visions for the future. Buzzword currency will then make it possible to engage in direct shilling quickly, efficiently and privately. With Buzzword businesses and individuals have flexible options hiding their Bitcoin gains and thereafter flipping on unsuspected newcomers that believe they are financial geniuses. Literally a win-win-win-you lose scenario.
Great support from the community
Buzzword (BZW) is not a private company funded by pre-mined coins or ICO's. All of the development and marketing is supported by a handful of random individuals that met on the internet for quick gains. Yet, with our passion and dedication we give the impression that millions are involved into a rather serious project. We also make sure to announce vague partnerships and secret deals for those sweet 50% gains every now and then.
In Buzzword we take the feelings and worries of our community seriously. This is why we make sure to let our investors understand that we are revolutionizing literally everything. The less they understand what the fuck we are doing the better. All you have to do is wait until we fulfill our promises. We also supply our social media groups with valuable soul inspiring words such as HODL and LAMBO for those gruesome bear markets.
Tech Logo
Our identity inspires a scam you can trust for quick flipping. This is why our website design is aimed to communicate "Oh shit, this looks legit" feelings so that you can purchase first and read about it later. We understand that as a newcomer you are focused more on short term speculation so we made sure to make it as shiny as possible. This is also why our brand supplies you with enough copy-pasta material to shill us to your friends, avoiding the embarrassment of sounding like a complete scammer. Community members assure us that the more you repeat the shilling mantra then more you start believing in it. This is the true power of BZW.
Buzzword is modular/anonymous immutable private quantum fungible decentralized parallelized scaleable sharding masternode POS/POW hybrid unforkable zero knowledge proof p2p turing complete payment channeled asynchronous byzantine fault tolerant side chain Layer 2 decentralized data storage micropayment lending escrow Interpolable turing complete DPOS KYC'ed pooled liquidity off chain protocoled dAPPed governance ring signature DAO-based segregated witness dag stable api time-stamped 3d blockchain financial gateway with an on-chain tokenized coin, yet so much more. With the power of your funding we can come up with even more buzzwords so that we can revolutionize your gullibility. Join the FOMO today and become one of the first to enrich our retirement plan. The power is yours.
We're lucky to be on one of the few actually functional blockchains here. Even complete noobs can use Steemit and thats why it's great
this is true
Shut up and take my money.
I hope the market smartens up sometime soon and look into "usability". That's the most important buzzword.
I don't see this happening anytime soon. Crypto's no.1 usage right now is quick money
That about sums it up...
you nailed it @kyriacos!
Well said. I've considered this a problem for a long time. I wrote a couple articles last year saying there seemed to be a problem. "Do you need crypto for a project?" If so... "Why try to use an existing crypto that can already do what you need... that is the perfect opportunity to create a completely new crypto based purely off of your new project idea..." You don't even need to finish the project. The ICO is where it is at.
Its looks a great product @kyriacos. I will surely check it out.
wat
Can it be mined with a 486 CPU? Also, does it require an internet connection?
Buzzword can be mined with a range of computing devices and household appliances.
The only connection it requires are sketchy people you met on a bitcoin blog.
Golly gee, sounds swell! I'll mortgage my liver for the coin's ICO.
This is a decision we're sure you won't instantly regret.
ha good kek
Charity can be implemented on a global scale with this technology.
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gd & cool post, tnq sir
Sign me up! I didn't even read the whole thing. Once I read those first few buzzwords I knew this was going to the MOOOONNNN!!!!
Hahahahahaha
a good game.
a what?
Buzzword, proof of stake, proof of work, and proof of capacity all at the same time!
Guaranteed to turn your expensive computer gear into a puddle of molten solder long before you can recoup gains on your hardware investment.
This is the future economy
if this is the future of economy then we should all kill ourselves
great informational post. Also funny post. thanks for share
I read all this and i'm still thinking is this a joke?
Your comment makes me really worried about the near future of crypto
Dear friend, don't be sad. All great new inventions have to start somewhere where they still don't seem useful. At first the internet was only used to send e-mails. Look at the internet now and where it reached. If cryptos had no future potential and just speculative gain, trust me not that much people would be putting their money in it.
wat
Is buzzword ERC3PO compliant?
that and so much more!
Thank you for the most entertaining read, but I'll stick with my magic 8 ball as its does all the shilling I need and feeds my FOMO.
tehe
I hope the most important buzzword market smartens up soon.Thanks for sharing.
@upvoted and @resteemed
It's nice to see more websites and start ups embrace this new technology question is what will the big corporations do about it ?
I kinda knew vid.me was not going to last .. it is hard to think that you can make money just posting but in my opinion its like any other platform you will need to invest time into the platform and also grow it.
Its also nice to see alternative media best of luck to your company on your venture its seems like you guys have a great concept with using the block chain as well.
lol.
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Hahahahahah @kyriacos
Really, man? You've killed me, so freaking funny!
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That's layman terms right? LMAO
:'D