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Tomato sauce?? Ooo k there Mr. Richie Rich. I've been getting by on dried potato root and pinecones...

but - ooo baby, talk dirty to me! I'll bring over my 1 food ration and you can feed me cherries by the fire*

*by which I mean, you can dump spoonfuls of your amazing tomato sauce into my mouth as we sit by the dumpster fire burning our now worthless fiat currency