Imagine the next headline:
Capitol: GOVERNMENT CURBS STUPIDITY!
In an effort to curb mass stupidity, the government has instituted a minimum age to purchase condoms. Seeing how this would positively affect future voter turnout, they immediately raised the legal limit from age 18 to 32.
In other news:
Vatican: CELEBRATION IN VATICAN IN REACTION TO NEW LAW!
At a Party of unprecedented proportions the Pope announced..........