If “My dog ate my homework” is a plausible excuse, why not “A Romanian circus stole my chihuahua”?
This highly probable defense can be found at
And let’s not even contemplate the mayhem that might ensue if a troupe of Albanian ballerinas were to come to town.
photo from linked article
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