I have noticed the deer that feast on my garden - and openly shit and fart all over it at their sole option - don't have any corks in their arses, pay no taxes, and, giving this a bit of thought, I realized these deer have a considerable advantage over me in IQ and reasoning ability. They don't pay rent, don't have to buy my produce that they just boldly steal, don't have any doctors in white coats dosing them with mRNAs or any of that rubbish. They just get to run around in fur coats naked as jaybirds without a care in the world.
I think I shall become transpecies to Odocoileus hemionus, so I can quit paying taxes to blood sucking tics of the poli variety.
Thanks!
I have them come by most days too, white arses in the air and all, and jays, the odd woodpecker, 1 confused so that it pecks on the tv aerial, but as I do not watch tv it just amuses me, except when it starts at 4am, as it sounds like the entire roof is coming in lol. Prefer animals all day long.......