RE: Never Left His Own Property, I Guess Law Enforcement Got Tired Of Waiting.

[winstonalden]

My lawn tractor has a cup holder. I guess the next time I want to have a beer while I work I'd better pour it into a soda can first.

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[theblindsquirl]

And maintain friendly relations with your neighbors.

That'll also cut down on your drinking, one can for you, the other five to buy the silence of your neighbors.

See, it's stimulating the economy.