Making you laugh from our pronunciations

in #nigeria6 years ago

Dear Ghanaians
its called "CHURCH" not "CHECH"
its called "PASTOR" not "PASTAR"
its called "DOCTOR" not "DACTAR"
.
MY FELLOW NIGERIANS
its called "BATH" not "BAFF"
its called "NAIRA" not "NERA''
its called ''WITCH'' not ''WINCH''
.
MY DEAR EDO PEOPLE
its called "ARGUMENT" not
"AJUMENT"
.
MY DEAREST YORUBAS
its called "AIR" not "HAIR"
its called "EIGHT" not "HATE"
its called "ZERO" not "SIRO"
its called '' MTN not ''HENTIIHEN''
.
MY DEAR HAUSA PEOPLE
its called "FIFTY" not "PIPTY"
its called "FIVE" not "PIPE"
its called "GLO" not "GILO"
its called "COME" not "KWAM"
.
LEST I FORGET
MY CLOSE IGBO PEOPLE (IGBO KWENU)...
BIKONU
its called "BED SHEET" not "BAYSHEET"
its called ''A GUCCI BAG'' not ''EGUSI BAG''
.

DEAR CALABAR PEOPLE
It's called DONT MENTION and not Don't menyon.

It's called DEPARTMENT not Depamen

It's Called JAMES and JOHN
not Yames and Yun

It's called GEN nt YEN

Now let me come and be going
before I start seeing stones in the Air.

Na Joke i beg ooooooooooo

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